Анекдоты на английском, 31 января

Сегодня опять есть один анекдот для начинающих, даже с игрой слов! Посмотрите выделенный глагол в словаре (все значения!) и вы сразу все поймете! Остальные анекдоты без игры слов, но они подлиннее. Надеюсь, всем понравится!

— My dog has no nose.
— How does he smell?
— Awful!

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17 Days

Two young blonde women are sitting at a table in a coffee shop in such an obviously celebratory mood that a man drifts over intending to offer to buy them something to drink. When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here’s to 17 days!" Smiling, the man says, "Congratulations! What’s so special about 17 days?"
Eyes twinkling, one of the women explains, "Well, we’ve been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!"

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The Blonde and the Shepard

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman, replied, "Of course."
The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably totally amazed and exclaimed, "You’re right. Okay. I will keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful then the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"